Breedsby BARK

A box.
For the dog who took the couch.

A monthly box for Great Danes — by Great Dane People.

We own Great Danes ourselves. Years of watching toys for Labs fail in four minutes, treats sized for retrievers gone in two bites, supplements dosed for forty-pound dogs and prayed about. We started keeping a list.

Five things every month · $29/mo on the 12-month plan

A Great Dane with a lopsided grin

01 — Founding cohort

Built with people who love Great Danes.

The ten owners we built Breeds with. Every one of them lives with — and loves — a Great Dane. Get an invite through any of them.

Dropping soon

  • @greatdanebruno

    Los Angeles, CA

    @greatdanebruno Bruno walks beside the bicycle like a small horse. The neighborhood children scream with joy.

    DM for invite →
  • @finnthebigman

    Brooklyn, NY

    @finnthebigman Finn covers his eyes with his paw when he is in trouble. He is correct that this works on me.

    DM for invite →
  • @moosethelegendofficial

    Austin, TX

    @moosethelegendofficial Moose has decided the couch is his and I am a guest. The lease is in my name. It does not matter.

    DM for invite →
  • @ohhmydarlinclementine

    Nashville, TN

    @ohhmydarlinclementine Clementine found a single sock at the park and has been carrying it for three days. We do not discuss the sock.

    DM for invite →
  • @greatdaneguru

    Denver, CO

    @greatdaneguru Hugo can reach the kitchen counter without standing up. We have learned to plate the butter elsewhere.

    DM for invite →
  • @greatdaneloversunited

    Portland, OR

    @greatdaneloversunited Bear sighs every time I close my laptop, as if to ask whether we are finally doing something useful.

    DM for invite →
  • @dazeofdukeandsully

    Chicago, IL

    @dazeofdukeandsully Duke and Sully share the couch like a duke and a knight. It is mostly amicable. Mostly.

    DM for invite →
  • @havanadanes

    Miami, FL

    @havanadanes Havana walks me, not the other way around. Every morning is the best part of my day.

    DM for invite →
  • @lovemargot.co

    Seattle, WA

    @lovemargot.co Margot greets the cyclists by the lake as if each one is an old friend returning from war.

    DM for invite →
  • @roccothegreatdane

    San Francisco, CA

    @roccothegreatdane Rocco gets one paw on the bed at a time, hoping I do not notice. By morning the bed is hers.

    DM for invite →

02 — The notebook

Every dog gets their own page.

Every box is shaped by what we already know about your dog. What you've told us. What the experts say. What our data shows us from fifteen years of serving Great Danes.

Every month, the file gets thicker. The boxes get sharper.

One notebook per dog. Yours to read.

Photo of Elly

About ELLY

Thu

Elly. Under 1, under 100 lb. Settling puppy era, bison strip enthusiast.

Watch

  • sore paws reported, intermittent
  • pano fits the age window, shifts legs, self-limits
  • growth plates open til 18–24 mo, no impact yet

Pending

  • flagged paw question to vet desk
  • confirm floor surface at home, slick vs rugged
  • stairs/car-jump habits unknown

Note

  • under 1 means treat every lameness as worth a look, not a shrug
  • giant-breed puppy, slow growth beats fast

Filed

  • bison strips queued for next box
  • owner engaged, enjoying the puppy stage

03 — Getting started

Your first Great Dane box in four steps.

A few minutes to set up. The first box ships with the next cohort.

We know your dog by name.

Every box is curated by a real person who knows your Great Dane — the sensitive stomach, the rope toy that lasted six minutes, the orthopedic bed that finally took. We remember what worried you that one Tuesday in March.

Every month we pull your box from the shelves with that dog in mind. The longer you stay, the better the boxes get.

  1. We get to know your dog.

    Name, age, weight, the personality flaws you secretly love, the food they actually eat. We ask. We listen. We write it down.

  2. We hand-select their box.

    Curated, never algorithmic.

  3. We follow up.

    A check-in after every box. Which toy stayed in rotation. Which one they walked past.

  4. We refine until the tail agrees.

    If something doesn't land, the next box brings a better idea.

Read the fine print →

04 — What's in the box

Five things. Picked for your dog. Every month.

Five things, every month. Sized, dosed, and chewed for the dog you actually have.

Example box · The exact mix changes every month

TreatBison StripBison Strip

Single-ingredient bison, cut for a Dane's jaw. Disappears in eight extremely focused minutes.

Treat — SensitiveDuck & Pumpkin ChewDuck & Pumpkin Chew

Single-protein, grain-free. Gentler on the Danes with sensitive stomachs — which is most of them, eventually.

Toy — Solo ChewTrixel XLTrixel XL

Solid nylon, no hollow core to collapse. Survives the week. Probably survives the dog.

Toy — FetchBolder XLBolder XL

Nine inches of rubber. Doesn't deflate when punctured — stays a ball, not a swallow risk.

JointsDane Joint ComplexDane Joint Complex

Glucosamine, chondroitin, MSM. Dosed for a 120–180 lb dog. They think it's a treat.

$29/mo on the 12-month plan · $35/mo on the 6-month plan